Preis Gott in Himmel!

Elina's bile level has dropped to a healthy 11.5 and nephelometry index has plummeted to 0.3, so she'll be going to Sanxia at 1pm. Yeah!

I'm a bad man, I know…

…but I couldn't resist. Whilst holding Elina tonight during visiting hours (well, during the visiting half-hour!), I noticed she was getting hungry––the darting tongue, the roving head, the semi-yawn––and leaned my nose in. Bing! She took to it so well I thought milk might start coming out of my nose. Betty scolded me––it's true, I didn't sterilize my nose––but I broke the suction and gave Elina another shot. Bing!

The nurse told Betty Elina's eyeballs have a little residual yellowness in them, but she was wide awake when we got there tonight and seemed very chipper. I noticed she even had little tears in her eyes after sneezing, so I think she's much better hydrated now. I know Betty's getting very confident about her capacity to breastfeed Elina and she's got over some glandular occlusion Thursday night. We're hoping Elina's blood test will show nothing serious, and that she can go to Sanxia tomorrow at lunch or after.

Sleeping Beauty...

Elina's bile count has fallen back to almost 12, and she fed ravenously for two hours last night, which would also help clear out the jaundice, the nurse said. So it looks like Elina's gotten past jaundice. Tomorrow morning they will do a blood test to determine if she has an infection. If not, she should be able to leave the hospital, and she and Betty will go up to Sanxia at last. The nurse told us this morning that Elina's got the best vitals and general health of all the babies in the NICU, so I'm pretty sure she's just been dehydrated. Time for me to go to Mass to make confession and pray for Elina.

Being a newborn parent...

Yesterday near lunchtime Betty told me that, since Elina's billirubin count was elevated (16.5 instead of the 12 normal value), Elina was moved to the intermediate ICU, so we'd have to wait until Sunday to take her out of the hospital to see her inlaws up in Sanxia. Based on what coworkers, friends, and some online resources, jaundice is extremely common for Asian newborns, and common even for most neonates. So I wasn't worried, just bummed we had restricted access to her. Just now, I visited Betty and Elina in the IICU, and it seems that, while her jaundice is retreating smoothly, her "infection index" is elevated (nephelotomy? 18.3?), so she'll have to stay in-hospital until Monday. Sigh, groan, pray. Could indicate a bacterial infection, or...? Time will tell. All we can do is check out, go hone, pray, and take of ourselves so we can be strong for Elina when she's ready for us.

Attention: Visitors...

We are in Room 601 at Cheng Qing Hospital 澄清醫院 ("the blue hospital" near the Donghai U. entrance), but ward policy is to allow only two visitors at a time, so if you want to visit, please text ahead of time. Betty and Elina will be here until Friday evening, so take your time.

Lo! A child is born unto us!

Elina "Little Greek Dragon" Bougis 帛昀臻 was born at 0944 on 13 March 2012, a ropey 57cm and weighing in at 3420g! Hallelujah!

Giddy up!

She dilated to 10cm about an hour ago and now she's in the stirrups. We're focusing on her breathing to help stifle her shaking. In the nose, hold, hold, out the mouth through purses lips. I'm feeling my share of butterflies in the stomach but we're praying and trying to keep cool.

Status update...

Betty is dilated to at least 7cm and we're not looking at inducing. At this rate Elina might be here for lunch!

Well, where were we?

I managed to sleep a good four hours, but then woke to Betty saying she was "shaking again." The nurse suggested it might be due to the lidocaine. I got her some hot water, used the bathroom, and when I returned, she felt much better, had stopped shaking. Not being able to fall asleep again immediately, I decided it was time for an update, so aren't you lucky! In my grogginess, I imagined myself in very old film footage, the kind used for home videos or news reels in the Thirties or so. Sped up, jumpy, grainy, overexposed. There I was, on a city sidewalk at midday, in front of my small business, handing cigars and pats on the back to my friends as we made cheesy, machu poses for the camera. "I'm a father now, you hear, and that's my daughter, greatest thing in the world, and I'm the luckiest SOB in the world, now have a cigar!" Why let Hollywood's inveterate melancholy and leeching cynicism about marriage and the family rob me of my divine right to be archly proud of my offspring and atavistically loyal to my wife? Drama and woe sell, but the small way of humility, simplicity, and piety is the path of everlasting life.

Last night after 11, I went for a walk to pray the Chaplet of Divine Mercy. It greatly calmed and encouraged me, and I came back to Betty feeling like a decent enough husband, and like at least a basically striving Catholic. This Lent has been harder for me than others of recent memory. That's all for the good, however, since it may suggest I'm taking up that much more of my share in the Cross. As we pray during the Stations, "We adore You, O Christ, and we bless You, because by Your holy cross, You have redeemed the world."

Betty's sleeping now, so I'll shut up and imagine myself having a cigar.

Updates from the hospital...

After a second hit of the lidocaine, Betty is feeling golden. Her lower right side is basically numb, but the left side still has more feeling. Apparently her contractions have become nicely periodic and steady, so the doc says there's no need to induce. So, we're looking at a March 13th birth, and I'd very much like to claim St. Matilda of Nordhausen as Elina's patron saint. Matilda is a very interesting saint, and what's more, she's German! As a German major who became a Catholic, I'm tickled to imagine my daughter learning not only the Faith, but also die prächtige deutsche Sprache!

LINK: http://www.google.com.tw/search?hl=en&gl=tw&client=ms-android-htc&source=android-browser-goto&q=matilda+catholic+saint&sky=mrdr

Updates from the hospital...

We arrived around 2pm and got a standby room right away. After about an hour we learned that Betty was dilated to 3cm. About fifteen minutes ago she got the epidural and 1cc of lidocaine, feeling pleasant. I'm very opposed to a hasty induction so we're just seeing how things go. As it stands, things are going much faster than I had anticipated. Hail Mary, full of grace. ...

Florida boy, bookish jock, majored in German & philosophy, went to Taiwan & went Catholic, now happily married father of one, aspiring professor-author.

八月的奉獻誦與教宗託

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輿論[yu2 lun4]為難民說話
歧視[qi2 shi4]基督徒地區

我要自己捐嗎？！

我昨天又想到了一個很大不同的美國與台灣文化的差別，亦即廚師跟客人的責任。我昨天下午去上班之前去便利商店買一個三角形飯團再一圈圓形飯團吃。到了學校我就把那種我好幾吃過的三角形的飯團採開吃掉了。換吃那個新口味的圓形飯團就發現它的海苔在塑膠裡面捐得怪怪有很難採開。塑膠上有寫有繪畫的說明，可是我還搞不起來開啊。好像我應該要放全部在桌子上，安著塑膠的一邊順便把飯團捐海苔得拖出來，然後把快“裸體的”飯圈包起來才可以吃了。我成功吃完了，可是一直覺得那樣的吃法不是有一點過份嗎？

這場小難關提醒我令外兩個很像對外國人在亞洲比較難適應的吃法。第一個是吃火鍋的，第二個是吃雞腿與烤鴉的。外國人點火鍋的時候其事想點“總合湯”可是菜上的時候就發現其實點生菜與一碗湯！餐廳以為我們出去吃飯是因為還要煮飯嗎？！點雞腿與烤鴉的話也會出現相同的困難。在西方廚師一貫地會旁客人把肉跟骨頭平行地切下去把骨頭丟掉，反而在東方廚師就把整個雞腿垂直地切掉給客人慢慢一邊咬肉一邊把碎的骨頭吐出去。（嘆氣。）

為什麼有這種文化差別呢？在美國食品公司讓客人自己捐起來飯團，自己煮菜或著自己切肉的話，客人就會生公司的氣換買別的。另外我揣側外國人看到客人需要一直弄菜與飯準備吃不但覺得老闆很懶也覺得很不衛生的。亞洲人為什麼買“方便“的食物可是還要那麼幸苦吃呢？誰比較懶，西方的客人或著東方的廚師？

寫笑話給大家看。。。

有一天吳爸爸叫小明進來他的辦工室。小明來了吳爸爸就問他本學期的成積單是不是明天會拿到，小明就答說是對的。吳爸爸忽然打一拳給小明的頭罵他。小明哎叫跑回去他的臥室哭了。

吳媽媽問爸他幹麼打小明的頭呢，吳爸爸回答說，“因為他明天才拿到成積單，可是我明天也要出差。”

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有一天一對男女朋友在吵架，女朋友說，“每一樣東西你什麼都比不上別人！” 男朋友回答了說，“尤其是女朋友！”

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丈夫對妻子說：“為什麼上帝把女人那麼美麗卻又那麼愚蠢呢？”妻子回答道：“上帝把我們造得美麗，你們才會愛我們，把我們造得愚蠢，我們才會愛你們。”

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妻子心血來潮，站在鏡子前仔細端詳，發現自己的臉竟是那樣難看，不禁放聲大哭。
坐在一旁觀察已久的丈夫說：“你偶爾照一次鏡子就那麼傷心，那我天天看著你又該怎麼辦？”

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丈夫回家很不高興，妻子關心地問：“你遇到不順心的事了嗎？”
“今天我在公共汽車上捨到200元錢。”
“那應該高興啊！”
“另一個乘客也看見了，我和他平分...”
“那你不是還有100元嗎？“
“回家前，我才發現那200元其實是我自己丟的。”